In the last few weeks, I have been scouring the Commons for suitable images with which to illustrate my posts. For anyone who hasn’t already clicked on the link, they provide a photographic time capsule reminding us that ever since the invention of the camera, when faced with a lens, people have been unable to resist the urge to do the most ridiculous things.

Case in point – inappropriate clothing. It is the subject of debate in nearly every school meeting I go to, ranging from “should 12 year old girls be allowed to wear heels?” to “it’s more worrying because I can’t see her underwear..”. I’d like to pretend that I have the moral high ground on this, but as someone who lived through acid brights, Madonna’s early ‘hooker chic’ and some very dubious 90′s hair, I can see that the problem is one that has been around for a very long time.

The Principal at the High school takes what in my mind is a sensible attitude – if they arrive at school with insufficient clothing, they are directed to the lost property cupboard where they can pick out an ill fitting sweatshirt of their choice and use it to cover any overexposed flesh. She also recommends parents delivering their daughters to school dances so that everyone is clear about what clothing was selected and donned for the evening’s festivities, and has a photographic memory for attire worn pre and post restroom visits.

Most of the discussion centers around the female gender, as if the boys aren’t also guilty of wardrobe malfunctions. However, apart from the disturbing trend of an ever increasing expanse of underwear on display above the waistband of jeans, most of the male infractions involve bad taste rather than public nudity. Unless the aforementioned low rider wearers happen to bend over; but hey, the ‘builder’s bum’ has been a fixture in households with broken appliances for as long as plumbing has been around..

However, the Principal wisely raises the issue of the regulation uniform for various school sports and the inherent lack of coverage, which until recently I viewed a a modern phenomenon. Most images I have seen of turn of the century sports involved large amounts of fabric and a rather dignified stance, so I was somewhat startled by my latest discovery.

Inappropriate attire is not something you attribute to an Ivy League university, especially in the Varsity sporting elite, and in that most gentlemanly of pursuits: rowing.  I’m sure their mothers were incredibly proud of their sporting prowess, but I can’t imagine that this was a photograph that made it to many mantlepieces. if anyone can come up with a caption for this one other than ‘inappropriate’, I can’t wait to hear it.

It’s good to know that there really is nothing new under the sun.. 

 

6 Responses to Wardrobe Malfunctions and Inappropriate Attire (Blame the Grandparents..)

  1. Hahaha!! Wow – you want me to attempt to caption this?? Um…how about:

    “Guys, Have YOU Tried the Exciting Sport of Rowing?”

    Love the one in wool socks, trying to cover up with his hat. Reminds me a little of the “infamous hat dance”: http://youtu.be/5y-uDbcHmQs

    • rachelyates2 says:

      I think I have missed out on a whole slice of singleton life. Good to know the male tendency to remove socks only when absolutely essential transcends time and cultures..

  2. ali Bodden says:

    So funny!! My favorite is the one with the Robin Hood booties on (maybe they’re socks?) Just adds to the manly image. They all look terribly embarrassed, as they should.

  3. ali Bodden says:

    And btw, one (the only?) redeeming feature of the HS girls’ athletic garb (can you say knickers?) is that they sure make my son run fast to keep up. He has an amazing knack of being just behind the Varsity Girls Xcountry runners.

  4. Sandy says:

    Ummm…How about:

    It appears to be a very cold morning for the Yale Polar Bears.

  5. Emma says:

    How about:

    “Yale Varsity cox line up for action” best I can do this early in the morning.

    The one in the middle with the stache made me laugh and the one second from right who obviously thinks he’s the bomb – even cutting his shorts so his tremendous thighs can be accommodated.

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